Nutrition Label: One Pair of Designer Shoes

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NUTRITIONAL  FACTS

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Serving Size: One must-have pair designer heels

Servings: 1

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Amount Per Serving

Cash: $$$

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Contents:

Black Leather          .5%

Bow                                 .5%

Sex Appeal               49%

Designer Label      50%

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% Percent daily values based on the 100 pairs of shoes in your closet. You still crave these because although you have 3 other pair of black heels, none of them look quite like this.

Your daily nutritional value may be higher or lower, depending on your budget, mood, and fanatic desire to match all shoes to purses.

* Image above: Christian LouBoutin shoes

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